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non-human biologics

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In ufology, "non-human biologics" is a term employed by military contractor engaged in crash retrieval, storage, and study of downed UFOs. The term refers to any living (or no longer living) creatures, plants, and microbes discovered in a retrieved UFO. The term usually refers to the presumed pilots of the craft, but actually any living material can be a biologic. The term is critical for the systematic itemization and cataloging of all pieces of debris retrieved from a crash site.

UFO insiders claim that some of the non-human pilots recovered (dead or alive) from crashed UFOs have proven to be what are called "biologic robots," which are basically machines with living flesh incorporated into their construction. Those robots get included in the category of "non-human biologics" by the crash retrieval teams as they sift through the wreckage and start separating and packaging the debris for transport and storage. The two main categories for itemizing each crash site fragment start off as "biologic" and "non-biologic." And from there, myriad sub-categories include such labels as "exotic materials," and "non-human intelligence," to name just a few.

This classification is necessary since all biological material (dead or alive) needs to be subject to preservation efforts (such as climate controlled transport and storage), and also needs to handled with HAZMAT levels of caution to shield the human members of crash retrieval teams from contamination by any incidental pathogens.
The crash retrieval team arrived at the debris field of a crashed UFO and found several non-human biologics in and around the crash site. Most of the non-human biologics were dead, but one was still very much alive, but seriously injured.
by Innocent Byproduct July 27, 2023
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biological footprint

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The amount of offspring you bring into this world.
Dude, keep it wrapped, your biological footprint is already too big.
by ColoradoJules July 1, 2008
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A biological is one of your children to whom you contributed either a sperm or an egg. Used to distinguish from step children brought into your family from your partner's previous relationships.
I have five kids, but this new baby is just my second biological.
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A term used to jokingly describe the pseudoscience of astrology, first used and popularized by Katya Zamolodchikova on the YouTube series UNHhhh
Rachel is such a nutjob that she actually believes in planetary-ascribed biological determinism.
by bobothebonobo May 7, 2020
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biological clock

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Term more popular with the older generation. Refers to several things. A woman's sudden need to have a child, puberty, etc. are all supposedly controlled by a biological clock. As well as waking up and sleeping habits. Hence losing time after a long airline trip.
Oi...where's all this hair coming from?
Its your biological clock, man!
by shinji-kun June 20, 2004
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A college within the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities. Aside from what Carlson School of Management students may think, CBS is the most competitive college at the U of MN. We cure diseases and transfer genes each and every day. Enough said!
The smartest students attend the College of Biological Sciences (CBS).
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biological clock

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when a female begins to desire to have a child, or when a female develops motherly instincts, etc.
My friend won't stop talking about how sweet and cute babies are and how she wants to have one now - her biological clock totally went off!!

My friend says she doesn't want children...I guess her biological clock hasn't gone off yet.
by therealdef124 January 27, 2010
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