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benjamin jones

Hahah u thought u could put a definition about me hahah
by The real god123456 June 21, 2017
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Benjamin Button dick

An affliction of the male genitalia that causes your penis to shrink with age.
Damn, Daniel sure has a Benjamin Button dick, doesn't he?

PATIENT: Sir, what's wrong with my penis?
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, but it seems you have a Benjamin Button dick.
by Lunda Boi April 4, 2018
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Benjamin Tease

A journeyman strip club technique, the Benjamin Tease is taking one $100 bill for the whole strip club evening. When strippers approach you the Benjie is mentioned but never given away. In view but out of reach. It eventually becomes a competition between the strippers for who will earn the $100.
Club guy 1 - Did you do the Benjamin Tease?

Club guy 2 - Oh yea... best $100 I never spent.
by Joe Treflo October 27, 2018
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Benjamin Abrahamsson

A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.
Joe: Oh my god he is definitely Benjamin Abrahamsson!
Noah: I know right??
by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020
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Benjamino

Benjamino is a beautiful Italian boy with brown eyes with the longest perfectly curled eyelashes. The ladies love his tanned skin ,dark curly hair bad boy tats covering his muscular body. Benjamino is driven confident and knows exactly what to say to turn tears into laughter.
Benjamino is the by far the best kisser ever!!!

Benjamino is a rare find he’s a true gentleman and you guessed it …… a mamas boy. ( yes ladies , he knows how to cook )
This beautiful Italian stallion has the most gorgeous baddies turning heads and dropping panties. Benjamino’s heavy east cost accent and charming ,witty yet genuine personality is what will keep everyone intrigued. Benjamino is a good friend son and brother ,he understands snitches get stitches and some secrets must be taken to the grave. Benjamino can have a conversation with anyone, he’s for making friends on planes. Benjamino knows when to buckle down and get shit done and knows when to let loose and be the life of the party.
A Benjamino will fly from Miami to Chicago LITERALLY 24 hrs after meeting the” girl of his dreams”

Benjamino es mio …..Ahhhh…mmmm…..Benjamino
by YesdefinitelyV November 19, 2021
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Benjamin Harris

An amazing canadian man who is very nice and loves the saying “was hannin”. And apparently has a penis “bigger than an iphone 13 pro max
Austin: Do you know a guy named Benjamin Harris?

Bucks: Yes i love him he is such a nice guy he gave me a macbook
by Nickryandark September 2, 2022
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Benjamin Percaro

Sexy 5'8 male of European descent with a large penis, a minimum of 8 inches, and a maximum of 24. Good at Apex Legends, terrible at Valorant and Fortnite.
He is such a Benjamin Percaro, he's the perfect man in bed and during Apex Legends.
by JawnDoe October 3, 2023
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