Bumblebrag

When you complain about your large amount of matches on Bumble, Tinder, etc. in the spirit of a humblebrag.

Cory: It's so hard to keep up with all of these conversations!
Mark: That's such a bumblebrag...

by chimiseanga December 6, 2019

bumble blast

In times of desperate need. The act of sending a mass text to anyone you’ve dated using the Bumble dating app (or any other dating app, just change Bumble to the app used). It is a desperate attempt to hook up or initiate a relationship in the midst of a crisis.

A video call between two friends:
Mary: i’ve been sheltering in place for three weeks. I can’t take this dry phase anymore.

Jane: honey, i was going thru the same thing last week. so, i sent a Bumble Blast. now i’m hooking up with Chad, Rico, and Suave!

by pantaloonsareback April 5, 2020

bible dip

ask the bible a question close your eyes open to a random page and put your finger on a word without looking, and whatever that word is has something to do with the answer to your question

i did a bible dip yo

by CHAA. August 9, 2006

bumblebee

somebody who is kind,sweet like honey, and always there. Just like a bumblebee will always be there even when you think she left you she's still there. Somebody that I can truly say is my best friend.

Kristine, A.K.A bumble bee, is one in a billion.

by noNeedToKnow May 7, 2003

bible

1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.

Chilton's is the auto mechanic's Bible.

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

Bible Blocked

When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.

I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.

by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

bible belt

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them

I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006