Bumblebrag 

When you complain about your large amount of matches on Bumble, Tinder, etc. in the spirit of a humblebrag.

Cory: It's so hard to keep up with all of these conversations!
Mark: That's such a bumblebrag...

Bumblebrag by chimiseanga December 6, 2019

humblebrag 

Subtly letting others now about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humor or "woe is me" gloss.

Uggggh just ate about fifteen piece of chocolate gotta learn to control myself when flying first class or they'll cancel my modelling contract LOL :p #humblebrag

humblebrag by jakejakejakejakejakejake May 25, 2011

Bumblefaggot 

Someone who has no understanding of the opposite sex. Yet, still tries to attract them and in doing so fails on biblical proportions.

Guy: hey baby wanna lick my ass?
Girl: errrmmm no.
*guy watching*: Dude you're such a bumblefaggot!

Bumblefaggot by chunkymonkeyupatree June 29, 2011

humblebrag 

The lowest, most despicable and loathsome form of self promotion, often delivered in a terse one or two fragmented sentences on social networking sites. A typical and popular approach is to use a disingenuous complaint about something, a self-deprecating statement or a comment on something completely innocuous, as a vehicle to deliver the real message, which invariably shows the person in a favourable light. In fact it shows what an attention seeking and insecure person they really are.

Humblebrag example: "Just stepped in gum. Who spits gum on the red carpet?"
Appropriate response(s): "Fuck off bitch"

Humblebrag example: "I can't believe I sounded like such a idiot on TV last night"
Appropriate response(s): "Believe it, idiot"

humblebrag by loathing-this October 30, 2011

humblebrag 

When someone complains, quite often on social media, about something that they are lucky to have. The humblebrag also includes buzzwords, so as to truly "explain the conundrum".

"Filming on set is a complete test of patience! You know your in Hollywood when you have to cut every other second for a helicopter or an ambulance!" (a legitimate humblebrag that was found on Facebook)

humblebrag by Motormouth Poet August 6, 2015

Bumblecrack 

A small, furry-tailed marsupial from South America. This marsupial can often be found residing in the crevasses of dem big-booty-hoes, consuming the moss, fungus, and small plants of the biome. Nocturnal.

'Dem bumblecrack's be itchin' up a storm, yo.'

'Ooh, Lordy, these bumblecracks be makin' sweet, sweet love to my squishy bits.'

Bumblecrack by Derrière Bumblecrack XIV May 19, 2014

humblebrag 

To bring up one's accomplishments in conversation and contextualize them as a harrowing burden or the product of an accident or fluke.

Peter was telling me that he has four job offers, but he doesn't know how it happened because he's "dumber than an unfrozen cavemen." I wish that dude would just own up to his accomplishments, I'm tired of his humblebrag routine.

humblebrag by FoxHart June 7, 2011