better living through chemistry

Used to be a slogan for DuPont (a chemical company), but now it refers to the practice of taking medication and/or drugs to make your life more enjoyable.

Becky: "Wow, Jenny was always so depressed, but now she takes a bottle of Prozac in the morning and washes it down with vodka, she seems really relaxed and happy."
Hank: "Oh, so she's discovered better living through chemistry!"

or

Slut: "Wow, your schlong is so hard!"
Old guy: "Yeah, I used to be impotent, but now I take Viagra. It's better living through chemistry..."

by jdawgzzz January 24, 2010

bifter buzz

When you take 2 pulls of a 'bifter' in quick succession and you go all dizzy and and it basically feels like you are getting high from the cigarette. Excited, hyped, tingly feeling throughout the body.

Boy 1: 'arr lad, take 2 pulls quick and you go on biffter buzz and you go fucking dizzy'

Boy 2: 'i feel dizzy lad, I must be on bifter buzz'

by bifterbuzzm8 December 18, 2010

you better check yo self

Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self

by miaobaid August 25, 2014

E.coli does it better

a smug statement used by biochemical engineers while in conversation with chemists, once this is said it will often cause a heated debate between the two scientists. this relates to the fact the the E.coli bacteria can be modifided to produce chemical compounds, stealing the job of chemists.

chemist: 'I'm designing a process to produce a new anti-A.I.Ds medication'
biochem engineer: 'You do know that E.coli does it better'

by Bluntman DC February 14, 2009

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

beater

a car you can drive recklessly without worrying about crashing it cuz it is already a worthless peice of junk

Id rather have a beater than no car at all

by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005

Way much better

Way much better is an adjective a person may use to describe something as superior. It may also be used to close off a debate with someone suggesting an alternative. Even though there is no factual reason explaing why something is way much better, its undersood by those discussing that by saying way much better there is no need to exlpain why or how or details.

Nah, that's okay, the carwash I go to is way much better.

by frankie5X December 1, 2010