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Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011
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basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.
1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.
by Knaveish April 18, 2005
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Netto Blaster

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
by Mu Cow February 11, 2008
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Good-blaster

A word to describe a firearm used in self-defense.
"Hey dude, I just used my good-blaster to blow away those fools who tried to rob me."
by NotAirMarshalJohn October 16, 2012
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child beater

Someone who beats up children- normally a coward
*man hitting his kid in public*

Hey you CHILD BEATER!
by *your nan***** January 29, 2016
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wife beaters

Yo' it's hot as shit outside. I think Ima put on my wife beater.
by L-boogie June 22, 2003
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cock blaster 9000

An item used to blast your cock, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. Though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a Shrek cosplayer who was late at Comicon. Cock blasters are also used as chemical weapons in Siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of Guatemala and the geese of Guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.
Damn, cock blaster 9000's are dangerous and smelly, but I have a way to use my Lemons.
by tkover9000 November 23, 2014
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