Battering Ram

When a guy (or woman with a dildo) does a girl when her tampon is still in her vagina.

"Yo she was screaming sooo loud I thought i was doing a mighty fine job. She told me afterwards I was giving her the battering ram."

by Joe Guy June 3, 2003

jake patterson

A wonderful human who will at first be very confused reading this but will eventually realize that the love of his life wrote it and is now smiling immensely whilst regretting not looking up his own name sooner

"Yeah, Jake Patterson is the real Spider-Man"

by local herb May 26, 2018

James Patterson

The proper definition of James Patterson is smoking crack or solicitation of prostitution.

Do you girls read the James Patterson?

by Cupcake Cake July 7, 2011

Buttersock

A jizz filled condom

After I finished sexing up Sam, I threw my buttersock on her face.

by Otaku26 July 1, 2012

battering ram

A battering ram is a big, long dick with a larger diameter head.

One of my cadet friends fucked me with his battering ram dick!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

Battersea Park

To take the dick out before it happens

Battersea Park is the railroad station before London Victoria, nearly the end of the journey.

I shall be careful. I shall get off in Battersea Park.

by Manuel G. R. December 9, 2008

patterson

Post mook, one who exemplifies the very essence mook and is able to carry on the 'moronic...dumbass...fratboy' lifestyle well into his thirties. Transcends time, space, beer bongs, florescent clothing, wrestling, and social awareness.

Should we invite Rupes?....Forget it, i've had enough of that fuckin patterson.

by DJCJ May 22, 2007