Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.

Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.

by E-Dot December 15, 2008

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.

El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

bass out

1. Studying extremely hard for a test 10 weeks in advance, ignoring basic human instincts such as hunger.

2. Studying hard for mediocre results.

Man, I gotta bass out, but I'm prob going to get a bad grade anyways.

by leeeet March 12, 2008

bandslash

Slash fiction involving the pairings of two or more bandmates of the same gender.

I found a plethora of bandslash on Fandomination.net ...

by eSouth April 3, 2005

bass sax

the second to lowest sax. Its the most awsome (right next to bari) To bad you can't play it if your under 5 feet tall :-)

Person:What saxaphone do you want to play?
Elf: the awsomous bass sax
Person: sorry you must be 5 feet tall or have a lot of phonebooks
Elf: (really mad)

by cg1401 May 27, 2007

String Bass

A large string instrument which plays very low tones and is, colloquially put, a bitch to carry around. The bass players have one of the hardest jobs in an orchestra, because they must keep a steady beat (to prevent the violins from speeding up or slowing down), but they must also change their tempo if the violins ignore their beat. The strings are usually tuned E, A, D, and G, in ascending order.

Sam: "Do I get to park in a handicapped parking spot because I have to carry a bass around?"

David: "No."

Sam: "Well, I should."

David: "Yeah. It's hard work, but playing string bass is awesome."

Sam: "Indeed."

by therealrustyspork October 11, 2009

lance bass

nsync member that on July 26, 2006 revealed he was gay. WHAT A HUGE FUCKING SHOCK! You know what else? Cars need gas to run!

anyone that didn't already know lance bass was gay is a moron.

by Adrian July 27, 2006