An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
Get the Bowl barnaclemug. Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit
by Nrob88 March 13, 2024
Get the data barnaclemug. Barnacle:
A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.
A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.
I paid $100 for each ticket and this barnacle thought he could get them for free. I ain't a whale, man. Kick rocks.
by Raskull King November 4, 2022
Get the Barnaclemug. Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.
by dietotaku February 24, 2019
Get the barnacle parentingmug. by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
Get the Dirty Choate Barnacle Boymug. After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral
by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016
Get the barnacle scrapemug. by XXX.THOT.PATROL.XXX June 20, 2018
Get the Barnaclemug.