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Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
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data barnacle

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit
Dave’s bought an espresso at Starbucks to sit & write his essay he’s a data barnacle
by Nrob88 March 13, 2024
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Barnacle

Barnacle:

A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.
I paid $100 for each ticket and this barnacle thought he could get them for free. I ain't a whale, man. Kick rocks.
by Raskull King November 4, 2022
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barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.
Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.
by dietotaku February 24, 2019
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Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.
My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy
by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
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barnacle scrape

After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral
Dude she gave me a barnacle scrape after we did anal !
by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016
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Barnacle

When you take a large shit and It goes *plop plop* while you are watching G.I.L.F porn
Person 1: Damn dude that's disgusting

Person 2: I know dude I totally had a barnacle
by XXX.THOT.PATROL.XXX June 20, 2018
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