baps

the sweat, and possibly groin yeast from the groin area, most prodominatly found in a the area between the testicals and the upper leg on a male. Although baps is usually the name given to this mixture when someone puts there hand down their pants and smears it on an individuals face, usualyt the cheak or nasle/mouth region. 'You got bapsized', 'im hungry,-here have some baps'

'while the boys were enjoying there inflight movie, waiting for their meal, jim gave Peter some of his Baps'. As he left the table Ron sneeked some baps in his ham sandwich. 'As the group asembled outside the church, Kevin bapsized the down syndrome boy.

by bradinga July 28, 2006

Baps

A male friend, aquaintance or enemy who is slightly over weight but has huge fat breasts or extraordinarily big man boobs, easily noticable through a t-shirt due to the boobs magnitude.

Derived from bread baps which tend to be large, round and doughy.

Tom:That chubby guy David has got some huge Baps on him, they must be at least a 34G.

Jake:Yes you are correct those Baps make his jacket look like spandex, perhaps he should cut down on the pies?

by Amuro Ray+ December 9, 2008

Bap

To masturbate,to rub it, to whack it.

After she rejected me I was so horny I had to BAP OFF to some porn.

by Persianjade78 September 25, 2009

baboo bap bap baboo

Something that Jeffy says while imitating hurricanes.

Jeffy: Baboo bap bap baboo.
Mario: WHAT!?

by funny guy haha real July 8, 2022

BAP

Blonde and proud.
Usually used to define a moment when a blonde does something so stupidly funny that you release your boals, spit milk out your nose or pull a muscle from laughter.

JB. "Dude were you at that party yesterday, Stacy got wrecked and woke up on a plane with a newly adopted mongolian baby called hoe-chi-mein."
PK. "Man, what a bap"
JB."I know"

by Judge Fuj June 11, 2009

baps

Slang for McDonalds, the American fast-food chain. Derived from the butchered pronunciation of the restaurant's name by it's mostly illiterate workforce. "Hi welcome to bapbonalds how can I help you?" Bapbonalds has since been shortened to baps.

Anyone want to hit up baps with me? I could really use a McChicky right about now.

by slimthiqqy December 10, 2019

Bap

B.A.P.

Bad Ass Person or Bad As Possible

Not like Bad Ass,This describes something as Lame,Boring,Unpleasant or anything that displeases you.

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At School
Farris> Why are we going to the auditorium?
Ian> That "Drugs are bad" assembly is today
Farris> Shit, Thats so bap

by F.F.P June 12, 2007