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Get the Balance Right

There's more besides joyrides
Little house in the countryside
Understand, learn to demand,
Compromise, sometimes lie

Get the Balance right, get the balance right

Be responsible, respectable,
Stable but gullible
Concerned and caring, help the helpless
But always remain ultimately selfish

Get the balance right, get the balance right

You think you've got a hold of it all
You haven't got a hold at all
When you reach the top, get ready to drop
Prepare yourself for the fall, you're gonna fall
It's almost predictable
Don't take this way, don't take that way
Straight down the middle until next Thursday
Push to the left, back to the right
Twist and turn 'til you've got it right

Get the balance right
by Death Menace February 7, 2023
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Perfectly balanced as all things should be

A Thanos quote which George Bowes often uses when through how fucking smart he is to realise 20N to the left and 20N to the right are the same
A car is travelling at 20N to the right, 20N thrust is happening behind, George: ‘perfectly balanced as all things should be’
by Puerist Alleynian November 15, 2019
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Drug Balancing

The act of utilizing various drugs from uppers to downers to balance out how you feel.
Mickey snorted some coke before he went out to gamble. After awhile he felt jittery and needed to do some drug balancing, so he took some Xanax to equalize his feelings.
by Defectedambassadors February 19, 2017
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harmonic balancer

The main drive pulley of an engine; mounted on the fromt end of the crankshaft. Harmonic balancers are weighted to keep the crankshaft balance in order to reduce vibration.
Frank: The dang harmonic balancer is frozen to the crankshaft!
Allan: Probably gonna have to use a harmonic balancer puller, Frank.
Frank: Wow! They actually make those?!
Allan: Yep
by Carburetor1963 July 21, 2018
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Balance Billing

The reason why weeks after you have any health care you get stacks of bills from the doctor, the facility, the nurse, the pharmacy, the lab, and the guy who cleans the floors every other Saturday.

Even after you've paid the stupid $20 copay.
"I went to my doctor two months ago for a sore throat and I paid my $20 copay. Now I've gotten $847 worth of extra bills for the office visit, strep test, and a shot of penicillin. The office manager told me that was how much I owe in balance billing since I haven't met my $12,000 deductible."
by WackeMD October 3, 2018
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controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica
by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022
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Caterpillar Balancing

A strip of soft hair grown above the upper lip of an adolescent man, growth similar that to a moustache, but resembles that of a hairy caterpillar balancing on the upper lip.
Look at his little moustache, it looks more like a Caterpillar Balancing on his top lip.
by Taxi Tango July 13, 2024
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