Baffed

To walk around not knowing what the fuck your doing, also to be easily confused, usually associated with a low I.Q rating.

A random baffed person called (for example) Les: 'Harvard is the Yale of England'

Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.

by jizzjazzjoes October 27, 2012

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

baff

to get nicotine high usually off of e-cigs.

aye bro you wanna go get baffed in the bathroom next period? i got 36% nicotine in this.

by smyle May 15, 2014

the barfly

A variation on froggy style whereby the upper half of the female's body is resting on a bar (or other such structure). The male stands behind the lass, who must then wrap here legs around the males body to keep from falling. Bouncy bouncy ensues.

So I walk into the bar right, and I see Dudley giving this babe the barfly! And I was like "No way, it's Dudley Langenegger, and he's giving some babe the barfly!" and he was like "I'll have a gin and tonic" and the babe was like "better make that two!" and I was like "Go Dudley!"

by D. Langenegger May 15, 2006

baffona

Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.

"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"

"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

BFFL

BFFL is a term used to describe an unbreakable union between friends. Typically used between two drunken girls at a Denny's after a night of drinking and shenanigans.

A BFFL is not spoken letter by letter in abbreviated form example- B.F.F.L. pronouncing the letters individually makes you a dumb ass and gives it less meaning.

A true BFFL is pronounced as a word in whole, when spoken properly it should sound like (BIFFEL) but always be spelled BFFL

BFFL can also be used as a noun example- "We are BFFLING"

Heater is Belinda's BFFL

Belinda is Heather's BFFL

When Heather and Belinda go out drinking and get faded they are BFFLING to the max.

BFFL Heather Belinda BFFLING

by Atlas mommy September 2, 2013

BFFLNMW

Abbreviation for Best Friend For Life No Matter What.

usually used by girls. Not guys.

Sarah- Oh my god Josi, you're like, my BFFLNMW!
Josi- I know! you are too!

by Guilty1990 September 15, 2007