Backpack Boner

Where a kid has so many books in their backpack, to the point where you are able to see the books protruding out. This look is often sported by the nerds of your school

Tom: "Whoa, look at that kid, his backpack is so full!"

Bill: "Yea, he has one gnarly backpack boner."

by Papa Jebediah April 18, 2011

i need to find my backpack

code for "i need to take a crap". it's the new #2, essentially.

based off in a popular sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo

Guy 1: "Dude, you look uncomfortable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, we need to go home real quick."
Girls: "Why?"
Guy 2: "I need to find my backpack."
Guy 1: "Ohh... yeah, let's go."
Girls: "Now?"

by WallyDetroit March 30, 2009

Mexican Backpack

This is when the man tucks his member back between his legs nearing his anus, thus being able to recieve oral whilst farting in the womans mouth...still in development, no known cases.....yet, so get on it ya freaky deaky dudes!

she was not happy recieving a mexican backpack....

by J.Barclay June 25, 2007

chicken in a backpack

a chicken inside a backpack. yo.

Mang, Chicken in a backpack!

by jennifer March 31, 2004

BackSackandCrack

The up and coming waxing phenomenon for men. Removal of all hair from the front and rear midriff sections, as well as the werewolf type deposits on the back.

GF : I will go the schoolgirl look if you have a BackSackandCrack

BF : Go F**k yourself. Just shave it all off.

by BigNick May 22, 2007

Backpaging

The act of being on social medua in efforts to give or receive sexual favord...usually for a fee of 26.50 to 69.00. Usually somebody you went to high school with and or your favorite stripper partakes in this behavior. It is also compensated by rides, drugs, and/or food. Ex. Wendy's, Burger King, or McDonald's dollar menus. Etc...

"Was up backpaging cause my girl was out of town so needed to get this off me."

"Im going to start backpaging my phone bill be do...so im going to post who needs a date. Specials on deck. Only cash gifts "

by Eskprincess January 11, 2017

Russian Backpack

A plastic shopping bag used to carry everyday items. Most people in Russia use plastic bags to carry things around with them. Even students of all ages, who would ordinarily carry their books in a backpack in the US, use a plastic bag, called a "paket" in Russian.

This isn't Moscow. Stop carrying your books around in a Russian backpack and get yourself a proper bag.

by Sharkucles December 14, 2008