Asscenity

Something that is asinine.
Analogous to "Obscenity" - with a twist.

The law outlawing Marijuana is an asscenity.

by Doogles45 July 10, 2024

assenture

the correct pronounciation of the IT company "accenture"

"hey my aunt works at accenture"
"it's pronounced assenture!"

by sillianmurphy July 30, 2024

Asspen

Another name for a Bradford Pear tree which, due to its pungent aroma when in bloom, smells 'like ass'.

Note that the Bradford Pear is not part of the same family of trees as the Aspen.

*Houarg*... Smells like the Asspens are in bloom. Great.

by Das_Wuff March 30, 2026

assbenign

What you said or what you're doing makes you an asshole but not a big enough one that you won't live longer to tell about it

Dude, that shit you said was fucked up yet "assbenign"!

by Bubbs~liah February 23, 2025

assbenign

What you said or what you're doing makes you an asshole but not a big enough one that you won't live longer to tell about it

Dude, that shit you said was fucked up yet "assbenign"!

by Bubbs~liah February 23, 2025

Ashkenoying

When someone leans hard into classic Ashkenazi habits—overexplaining, second-guessing, complaining preemptively, or offering unsolicited advice—until cultural flavor crosses the line into low-grade irritation. Affectionate. Usually.

Oh my god…I can’t stand him. He’s being so ashkenoying! Like Dan Levinsohn

by DownLowDan December 15, 2025

just assking for trouble

How someone of "conservative mind and superior morals" disapprovingly describes an excessively-butt-baring outfit that a young lady wants to wear to a social gathering of some kind, such as a dance, party, or school prom.

A lot of times when a middle-aged-or-older matron or neighborhood gramma cluckingly criticizes a teenage girl's somewhat-revealing gown as "just assking for trouble", one should seriously wonder if her real reason for objecting is that she is simply jealous that **she herself** no longer possesses a cute firm behind --- or maybe NEVER DID to begin with --- and therefore she is no longer "getting any" from the available hot hunks around town, and so she cannot stand to see a shapely younger filly gaily showing off her "merchandise" for all da raging-hormone-steeped youngblood-studs at da gathering to lust over.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018