Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.

Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.

by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 8, 2015

Router Assassin

The act of connecting to a router without a password, accessing the router settings, changing the password and/or deactivating it. Usually followed by downloading extreme amounts of porn and torrents.

Someone has router assassinated you.

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010

Sneaki Assassin

The best youtube channel on earth

Sneaki: Dayum
Lucky Golden Gun: Noice Sneaki Assassin

by Chongyang May 25, 2018

Anal Assassin

1. Slang for a faggot.
2. Straight man who likes backstage access.
3. The raping of a man by another man.

Chris: My ass is sore today.
Rozzers: Damn anal assassins!
Olie: Wasn't me!

by Rozzers June 19, 2006

Assassin's Crease

A crease or gash in the male genitalia of astounding girth.

Girl 1: Blowing John hasn't been the same since he got that assassin's crease.
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: There's a huge crease in his dick from wearing those tight jeans.
Girl 2: Oh, my boy has one too, he got ran over by a snowboarder!

by cockles December 30, 2012

ninja assassin

In roleplaying games (especially ones not centred around physical conflict), a character who has been designed expressly to be extremely powerful in a fight and/or extremely stealthy.
The term is frequently used sarcastically, as creating such a character is often a sign that the person doing so still thinks he's playing D&D.

Did you see the new guy's character? He's a complete ninja assassin.

by Whybird June 8, 2004

ass assassin

A well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more.

Porn star Jeff Stryker is a well-documented ass assassin.

by Smarty_Pantz March 15, 2011