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assmonkey

A man who either appears to be gay, or is pissing you off so much you think he is homosexual in nature.
Step off my koolaid you assmonkey, this is my bitch.
by Mattmangold469 March 3, 2004
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assmonkey

A person who is hyper, by nature, much like a monkey and usually enjoys making an ass out of themselves for the enjoyment of others.
That girl was so drunk at the party, she acted like an assmonkey when she danced on the table with her shirt tied around her head.
by Lesberita June 24, 2008
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"when jason drinks, my ass isn't safe around that assmonkey!"
by avaquato January 15, 2004
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Assmonkeys

A common expression of surprise. Also an adjective to describe how a day went, or what a person looks like. It can also be a monkey found sitting upon an ass.
"How was your day"
"Assmonkey"

or

"HOLY ASSMONKEYS!"

or

When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"
by AndTheOxenRanFree February 22, 2011
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a person who has monkey grip and always talks about ass
you fucking assmonkey
by gfb4life November 8, 2016
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All other definitions of the word assmonkey here are describing Donald Trump Junior just perfect!
by oxytocynic_official November 15, 2021
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