ashton

An ashton is specific movement made by a person in which they unknowingly exaggerate the movement. By doing so they then look foolish and everyone around them wonders if something might be wrong with that certain individual.

"Who drinks from a cup using two hands? What an ashton!"

"He just crossed that street with such swagger. Such an ashton."

by Dub O' Trey December 17, 2008

ashton kutcher

A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.

Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.

by deez-nillas September 30, 2003

Ashton

A beautiful and hilarious person with a very large penis and can get any girl in a second. He is very kind and will always put his foot back for you, no matter what. You should always trust him.

Her: He is perfect

Him: He is so nice

Ashton is sooooooo SEXY

by Willy Carwell October 27, 2020

Ashton Irwin

Drummer and the oldest member of the band 5sos. He is also unanimously daddyaf

Your Friend: Ashton Irwin is my fav 5sos member, omg he's like sooooo cute

by alwaystired2300 April 14, 2019

Ashton Box Head

It’s when Ashton uses his box head an bangs it up against Nathan’s tight booty cheeks till he screams eyyhayy

Hi I’m Ashton Box Head an I accept this message.

by LoosyPoosy October 13, 2020

Ashton Kutcher

verb: To take a service and use/abuse it until it's no fun anymore. To fuck an application until it is dead.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm on Tumblr now.

Guy 2: Watch out it doesn't get Ashton Kutcher'd. Look at what happened to Twitter.

Guy 1: Damn.

by simon_not_garfunkel April 19, 2009

ashton kutcher

The most overrated guy in showbiz! Whoever gave him a movie deal needs to die!!, and quick before another one comes out!!!!

person 1: hey lets get that new movie with ashton kutcher!

person 2: STOP!!!! that movie is shit!! Just drop it quick and step away!!!

by Ben Goodwin July 11, 2004