A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation
by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024
Get the ark survival ascendedmug. 
Get the The Arkmug. ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
Get the Noah's Ark - The Short Versionmug. Originating from Ark: Survival Evolved, Arked is used to describe an unfortunate event in a video game that lead to you getting fucked over by the said game. Keep in mind you can only get Arked when the game itself is at fault that you got fucked over, not by you or other players in the same game.
I got Arked hard just a minute ago, a Microraptor knocked me off my Argy when I was flying in the Redwoods biome and I was killed by a pack of Troodon that were below me. Now I have to go get my shit and rescue my Argy before something kills it.
by Big Scary Black Man November 12, 2022
Get the Arkedmug. When wildcard announce an update/patch or new dlc content release times/dates ark-flation you have to add give them 7 days minimum to implement it
“I heard there’s a new ark update coming out this week” , “oh no because of ark-flation it will come out hopefully next year at a stretch”
by Aaron The Sex Master February 7, 2024
Get the ark-flationmug. by an epic hot sexy monkey July 14, 2022
Get the Ark from discordmug. by parthenogenesis lover October 27, 2021
Get the arkmug.