Skip to main content

Dirty Ark

When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat
My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.
by flounder98w March 12, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Ark mug.

Ark

An Ark occurs In World of Warcraft classic when a Herbalist gathers a herb and it only yields a single herb.
Warcraft Player : Hey man, have blizzard hotfixed herbalism? I haven't got a triplebanger in like... months

Some other Warcraft player: That's because you're a scrubblenub who always Arks it
by meowzerers August 17, 2020
mugGet the Ark mug.

ark-flation

When wildcard announce an update/patch or new dlc content release times/dates ark-flation you have to add give them 7 days minimum to implement it
“I heard there’s a new ark update coming out this week” , “oh no because of ark-flation it will come out hopefully next year at a stretch
by Aaron The Sex Master February 7, 2024
mugGet the ark-flation mug.

Arked

Originating from Ark: Survival Evolved, Arked is used to describe an unfortunate event in a video game that lead to you getting fucked over by the said game. Keep in mind you can only get Arked when the game itself is at fault that you got fucked over, not by you or other players in the same game.
I got Arked hard just a minute ago, a Microraptor knocked me off my Argy when I was flying in the Redwoods biome and I was killed by a pack of Troodon that were below me. Now I have to go get my shit and rescue my Argy before something kills it.
by Big Scary Black Man November 12, 2022
mugGet the Arked mug.

ee ark

when ark is eed
by eearked March 9, 2022
mugGet the ee ark mug.

Arke

The thickest and prettiest bitch You’ll ever see
by Giraffes butt hole14 September 10, 2020
mugGet the Arke mug.

ARK

Otherwise known as a virgin

NEVER play this game
Josh and Freddie have started playing ark again oh lord
by Moosebums May 24, 2021
mugGet the ARK mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email