Stupid Question

Your teacher lied. They do exist. If heard, the answering party usually enters Sarcasm Mode.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.

Examples of a stupid question:

(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!

(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!

by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017

Stupid question

A question you ask that has the answer in it

Joe: what color is the deep blue sea?
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...

by Kidswillbekids May 14, 2019

Questionator

A person who asks many questions just to hear herself speak. This person will ask three or four questions before you are given the chance to answer the first question.

How's ur day going? Are you OK? Are you mad at me? How are your kids? Do you think it's a yeast infection? You now feel as if you've been question-jacked by the questionator! Holla! GCR! GCR! GCRH!

by Crackerdog December 23, 2009

Questionable boner

An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy

Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on

"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"

Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"

Jon-"ew that's disgusting"

Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"

Jon-"o_O"

by sexy'o'sulivan October 4, 2011

Bitch-question

A "chose one or the other" type question that is extremely difficult and sometimes impossible to answer because both options are gay and/or disgusting.

-would you rather eat shit or suck a dick?
-i dunno, man...that's a real bitch-question.

by azzkicker July 28, 2010

The Question

the official proposal of marriage
See: pop the question

James, i don't know if I'm ready to answer the question yet. I mean I love you, but this is a long-term commitment.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

20 Questions

One who asks too many questions. This person will not stop asking you questions until you tell them to fuck off. Typically 20 Question is someone who's name begins with a P or D.

"20 Questions was bombarding me with questions at lunch"
"Yeah he did the same to me at breakfast"

by Sauceeee April 23, 2015