A computer company, started by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in 1976. Famous for creating the first computer with a GUI (Graphical User Interface), the Apple Lisa, and making the Macintosh, the second most popular operating system after Windows, having a 3% market share.
That's it. No stupid mocking about how they copy other things and sell them for double the price. No whining about Apple Fanboys. Really, people that say Apple is better than PC or the other way around are just stupid. It's all opinions.
That's it. No stupid mocking about how they copy other things and sell them for double the price. No whining about Apple Fanboys. Really, people that say Apple is better than PC or the other way around are just stupid. It's all opinions.
Person#1: I just bought a Mac!
Person#2: OK. Personally I don't like Apple, I think their products are expensive.
Person#1: OK. Which OS do you use then?
Person#2: Windows 7.
Person#1: Oh. I used to have Windows 7 before I bought a Mac.
Person#2: OK. Personally I don't like Apple, I think their products are expensive.
Person#1: OK. Which OS do you use then?
Person#2: Windows 7.
Person#1: Oh. I used to have Windows 7 before I bought a Mac.
by Itsmynametakenbyme February 13, 2013
Get the Applemug. Word used in testing for brain damage.
The subject will be asked to say apple, jumping will work too.
The subject will be asked to say apple, jumping will work too.
"Just say apple, a simple word, apple."
*jumps*
"Okay, know what? That's close enough you're a good jumper, that'll help you."
*jumps*
"Okay, know what? That's close enough you're a good jumper, that'll help you."
by S1lvr April 3, 2012
Get the Applemug. Censorship or obstruction of an idea, work or method through means of micromanagement or excessive control, often unnecessary or without proper reason.
Exemplified by the dispute between Adidas and Apple in October of 2010, from which the term originates, in which Adidas canceled a $10 million contract to advertise through iAd because "Apple CEO Steve Jobs was being too much of a control freak."
Exemplified by the dispute between Adidas and Apple in October of 2010, from which the term originates, in which Adidas canceled a $10 million contract to advertise through iAd because "Apple CEO Steve Jobs was being too much of a control freak."
I was unable to repair my car because the manufacturer appled the powertrain and I need to order parts directly from them.
by Quixotico November 30, 2010
Get the Appledmug. The act of dispersing rotten apples into your asshole neighbors yard during the middle of the night.
Karma's a bitch. You've just been appled.
by Husonators January 2, 2012
Get the appledmug. "Hey I got u an apple for ur bday!"
"Oh I'm allergic sorry"
"I mean the company!"
"Oh sweet! What is it?"
"iPhone 4!"
"Fuck you"
"Oh I'm allergic sorry"
"I mean the company!"
"Oh sweet! What is it?"
"iPhone 4!"
"Fuck you"
by BigBLittleD January 2, 2015
Get the Applemug. A Michigan past time where you pick un-edible apples off the gound and throw them at trees as hard as you can to see them explode.
by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019
Get the Appleingmug. A very nice fruit that is very juicy and scrumptious when inside of a male/females warm inviting mouth.
by Kian the phil jones hater August 28, 2020
Get the Applemug.