Blazing Amazon

During sexual intercourse, the male participant sets fire to the female participants bush and uses his semen to put out the inferno like a naked fireman.

Last week, Eric gave Evan a blazing amazon and his bush still hasn't grown back.

by dankfishmccullins September 3, 2013

Amazon Woman

A woman who is very large in physical stature--so large that she rivals amount of annual sales reported by Amazon.com.

Wow, can you believe that Amazon Woman ordered high heels online?

by Vaughan Piccolo July 26, 2011

flaming amazon

v. to light beaver tail on fire and then put it out with jizz

hey you're getting pretty hairy down there want a flaming amazon

by adolfschmidtler May 20, 2006

Amazon Wildfire

The act of setting a girls pubes on fire, then putting the fire out with your cum.

Want to go start an Amazon WildFire!" "Why would I want to kill millions of trees?" "Just light my pubes on fire and put it out with your cum you fat fuck!" "Oh, I see, let's take it to my room Skinny Donna Hargraves!

by Donna Hargraves April 14, 2011

Amazon Giftcard

A form of flirting in the 21st century. You send your crush an Amazon giftcard, where they can purchase anything their heart desires. It is particularly effective for courting millennials.

Dude 1: Bro idk how to get this girl's attention
Dude 2: Have you tried sending her an Amazon giftcard? Works every time, no girl would ever deny a guy a date after receiving one

by teeenerr October 12, 2017

Amazon Alexa

A fucking disgrace.

“Amazon Alexa! Can i jump off a cliff?”

by Dungeon Dicks December 6, 2019

Amazon Princess

Noun

1) One who is constantly receiving boxes from Amazon.com

2) One who is constantly on Amazon updating his/her Wish List in hope of buying something

1) Shantel is a Amazon Princess, she is always receives Amazon boxes.

2) I always catch Mark browsing Amazon.com at work, he is such a Amazon Princess.

by pseudosaurus rex May 23, 2011