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There's 20 letters in the alphabet

This phrase is used when you want to flirt with a cute girl but you suck ass at flirting.
Person: There's 20 letters in the alphabet
Girl: 26 actually
Person: Oh I forgot u r a q t
Girl: 25...
Person: You'll get the d later
You cannot send messages to this person because they blocked you
by idk man i really dont January 16, 2023
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alphabesize

to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status
I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.
by deal April 26, 2006
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Alphaesthete

Alphaesthete is a term coined by social commentator Mark Simpson to describe men who outgrew metrosexuality.

In the early noughties, metrosexual practices such as male grooming became more and more normal as men began to pay as much attention to their personal appearance as their girlfriends/boyfriends did. This meant that men on the cutting edge of fashion needed a new way to distinguish themselves from the crowd.

Alphaesthetes did this by adopting more extreme grooming routines and by highlighting their fearless fashion sense by wearing clothes that even a diehard metrosexual would consider outlandish.

No clothes are off limits for an alphaesthete (apart from a Kappa tracksuit perhaps); he’ll wear anything even if it results in ridicule from his friends or people on the street.

An alphaesthete is as at home in D&G white swimming trunks as he is in an Oswald Boeteng three-piece suit and is likely to have a bathroom stuffed with more cosmetic product than the average high street pharmacy as well as the most up to date grooming gadgets to make sure his look is immaculate.
‘With his painted toenails and tight silver shorts, Christiano Ronaldo really is a bit of an alphaesthete.’
by Wilbeforce October 16, 2010
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alphaest

guy 1: “i’m an alpha male
guy 2: “no way i’m alphaest.”
by bigalphamalerubie June 14, 2019
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alphawet

Alphawet denotes a person, thing, or idea that is in excess of alpha. Alpha is a term used to denote superiority, elevation, and leadership among others. So much splash, bling, clout, prestige, and dominance that you're dripping in alpha.
Yo dawg, that chain is wet!!! Naw nigga, its alphawet.

Did you see that boy in class? Yea gurl that man is alphawet.

He posted an alphawet investment portfolio with a return of +50.0
by iManEngr November 8, 2020
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alphabuttfuckingbetical

The same as alphabetical, but with more emphasis. Because you are a serious lad.
"And the didn't even put it in alphabuttfuckingbetical order!"
by Roy007 January 1, 2021
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