Muddle aged

the state of being middle aged, with the confusion and forgetfulness that accompanies it

Man, it totally sucks being muddle aged--I can't remember anything any more.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver August 21, 2009

Falco Agenda

When 0 to death/cutscene combo’d by or as Falco

That Falco combo was amazing the Falco Agenda is real af

by Space Animal June 27, 2021

The gay agenda

A conspiracy theory made up by homophobic politicians to make people afraid of gay people. It claims that gay people want to turn everyone gay and destroy the west. In reality, it is made up so that these homophobic politicians will get support for trying to take away lgbt rights. Similar to the 'white genocide', 'widespread misandry' and 'femenazis', it is a made up thing made as a reactionary conspiracy theory that was made to scare people away from accepting certain groups.

"I'm not homophobic I just don't like the gay agenda" - a violent homophobe

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware March 2, 2023

Facebook Agenda

Promoting a cause or activity by donating your status, posting links, writing on a wall, or otherwise leaving a message on a social network site, like Facebook.

Are you going to vote?

Absolutely. I've donated my status to Rock the Vote and posted links to registration centers. It's totally my Facebook Agenda to get people to the polls.

by geoffreyo December 9, 2008

LAN-ageddon

A weekend devoted to LAN any pwnage video game to which you seem fit.

LAN-ageddon TONIGHT!

by Keeslar Stover December 9, 2006

watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat

A good insult to against people you despise.

She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.

by electrobaalsword December 14, 2021

Agelast

Someone who never laughs.

When you deliberately seach up an obscure word but only find it already made.

U succ

Dude 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Dude 2: Ok.
Dude 1: So I woke up to the sunshine and it was a BEEutiful day, then I got STUNG by a BEE and said Ouch what a BEEch.
Dude 2: ಠ_ಠ
Dude 1: You're such an agelast.

#BEEPUNS #USUCC #GOTHIM

by The Rage Quitter August 23, 2017