amonsexual

The sexuality of someone who doesn't want a relationship and only wants to partipate in sexual intercourse.

"yeah bro its a shame she's amonsexual. I really wanted a relationship with her"

by anonymous October 19, 2022

æon

Æon: noun. (AY-on) A long or undetermined period of time, typically referring to a duration of one billion years.

The universe is æons old at nearly 14 billion years.

After æons of seemingly immortal power, Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain is no more.

by ColeWest256 December 13, 2022

Afonso João

Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.

He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty

Afonso joão has blessed us with his spirit today

by AlexTheeeShawtiest April 20, 2023

aensly

A dumpster fire of a human being. Stinky breath, fuzzy lips, and the build of a hard cover. If encountered, call animal control.

yo I just saw the nastiest most disgusting pile of shit in the road, do you think animals escaped the zoo?

Nah bro that's just aensly trying to get the attention of the tweens playing street hockey.

by hoeconos January 3, 2024

avonside

Avonside, aka “slutside” has the worst reputation in all of the christchurch schools. They will also all say they will “step you out” whilst being built like eric cartman or slenderman, if you’re a parent do not send your girl to this school. You will never get her back.

literally anyone: “Hey what school u go to?”
girl: “avonside”
literally anyone: ✌🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼💨💨

by smokindatcabbage February 7, 2024

aoensineusjsns

1. A Squirmy Feeling
2. Letter spam but not good
3. Similar to aownsiwjsjsjjsn

Actually, no, don't ask anyone else cuz that's gonna be aoensineusjsns.

by qaplwsko March 27, 2024

Alonso

A short form of saying Fernando Alonso. (the best F1 driver of all time)

"oh yeah Alonso is the GOAT of F1, undisputably"

by Cardigaso June 15, 2024