The fourth largest school in New Zealand, whilst holding some of the most talented and intelligent students it also contains some of the most downy people ever. The principal got fired for smoking too much cabbage trees and the new principal cares too much about peeping at girls and their jewellery than education. There’s kids with ears and tails that will bark at you, make sure to say #BLM #LGBTQ in front of them or they will kidnap you into their furry cult.
Burnside High School basic white girls: “wanna go to the bathrooms? i just got a bubblegum unicorn poop flavoured vape”
furries: “woof woof meow meow my tail is a plug”
furries: “woof woof meow meow my tail is a plug”
by smokindatcabbage August 30, 2023
Avonside, aka “slutside” has the worst reputation in all of the christchurch schools. They will also all say they will “step you out” whilst being built like eric cartman or slenderman, if you’re a parent do not send your girl to this school. You will never get her back.
by smokindatcabbage February 07, 2024