by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

by Ezra Adriaan March 25, 2022

by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025

Erin: "I slipped on the ice back there"
Emily: "OMG! Are you OK?"
Erin: "Yeah I fell in the soft snow. Just a sauce accident. Only my ego was bruised"
Emily: "OMG! Are you OK?"
Erin: "Yeah I fell in the soft snow. Just a sauce accident. Only my ego was bruised"
by Renegade geek August 26, 2023

by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
