Abstinence

To practice of being abstained from sex for a long or short period of time.

"Hey John do you want to make love?
No, thanks Sarah I'm considering abstinence for a while"

by Tyra Rhodes June 16, 2018

Status Abuse

The act of posting your entire life onto Facebook and Twitter

John Smith: is walking towards the car

John Smith: is getting into the car

John Smith: forgot his keys and closed the door...
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser

by errington1010 March 26, 2010

Manifest Abstraction

Something not worth thinking about.

"Dude, what you're saying is a manifest abstraction, You are never going to get that girl. She's much too hot to exist in your world."

by Luddz May 17, 2015

Domestic Abuse

When a person can't have things the way they want so they use power and control to try to coerce their partner into doing something they don't want to (also known as hyper control). Usually, women are not abusive, but they can become abusive because of prior abuse as a Coping method. Sometimes people ask why does a women go back to an abusive husband, one reason is because the prior abuse they received for so long has made them feel like it is normal to be abused.

Police come out to a "Domestic Abuse" calling because a man has just threw a remote at his wife after punching the wall. This would be considered abuse even if the remote was not thrown because punching the wall was done by the man to scare her into doing something she might not want to do. He also did this to scare her into doing something she might not want to do

by Fa'agatu April 1, 2010

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA)

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.

by Super Steve Bishop January 18, 2008

Abusement Park

A metaphoric phrase that represents a place or place in time where "abuse" has taken place. Mostly used in a comical manner to define a place of debauchery.

Welcome to the Abusement Park. Drugs are on the left, prostitutes on the right.

by blindswordzman January 6, 2007

Absta

Nickname of Abigail or Abby

Yo, i'm goin ova Abstas house tonight ;)

by kissmee December 22, 2009