Abel

Abel is a backstabbing two faced friend. He has very long hair and looks like a lesbian mom, he likes to talk shit about his friends in his free time then call them later and tell them how much he “likes” them I don’t suggest ever talking to an abel unless u like the pain

Person 1: “did you hear what abel said abt his best friend?”
Person 2: I don’t need to it’s alr expected”

by Urmom2008 March 23, 2022

Abel

He's like the chaddest chad on r/cc lvl 15, is balding tho😔, he's a grinder and will definitely make it, he's got the best personality on the chat and makes up for his average looks with it, even tho he kills all his time on discord he still gets decent grade prolly will easily make into some tier 1 law firm in India . His call on ftm has already positively changed so many lives and prolly the ftm foundation owes him 100k usd for the free shilling that he has done for future number 1 chain, soo he's gonna launch a sick charity NFT project with waakoow and Oldgoat both Chads as well with sick art and they plan to give away 80 percent of funds to make a school in Africa changing many lives. Shit is he's growing old and still broke and ugly so still on the grind and miles to go before he sleeps

Yo bro Abel I love you man, ftm already 10 bucks

by Abel037 February 2, 2022

Abel

Abel33

Hi loser Abel33

by Selome the real and bible one February 21, 2022

Abel Sebastian

A man with great taste. Literally.

Abel Sebastian is sucker for big big integral

by SuckerForAbelSebastian February 28, 2022

Abel

A very funny guy that has a lot of friends. Most Abel's stink and don't take showers. Sometimes can be an emo on some special occasions and has no hairline. Also posts thirst traps on Tiktok and gets no women.

Emo/funny/stinks/no hairline/Small Penis

"hey Abel do you get women." "Yes (Lies)"

"Abel why do you stink so much" "Because I don't take showers in the morning"

by Jonny Haberno March 3, 2022

Abel

Abel is the best basketball player is the best a skills and is him and nobody can garud him

You see that goo basketball play thats abel

by omgasatygettingmoney October 23, 2024

Abel Tesfaye

AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.

Friend: Did you have sex with Abel Tesfaye?
Kyra: Yes, we are now married with 10 children.

by badpuppysitdownmydog February 1, 2025