Skeeter

An idiot, moron, fool, retard, stupid, fat anything unrespectable

that man was a skeeter

by Your average skeeter October 8, 2020

skeeter Koon

A person who isn’t all there in the head

Wow that person reminds me of a skeeter Koon

by mypoopootastesgood May 31, 2024

skeeter beeter

A dick

He has a big skeeter beeter

by MEMESSSSSSSS December 24, 2019

Skeeter

Parasite who lives off the blood of others, in the same way a mosquito does. Commonly called a drug dealer.

Mother fucking skeeter took all I had, an just left me with my addiction.

by Unzippacommando April 12, 2021

skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 16, 2008

dirty skeeter

When your partner rubs their nose into your juicy fart while giving you a nut hummer from the rear while you yell SKEET SKEET!. (Aka-The skidder)

I rode my ol ladies face while getting a dirty skeeter last night

by Komplykatedluvah August 8, 2023

Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

by McSkeet September 15, 2011