Kate Baldwin

One of the most amazing people in the world and i love her so much <3.

Kate Baldwin is awesome

by Livvvvv.. September 27, 2021

baldwinize

1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.

2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.

Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).

"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)

"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."

by barry b November 1, 2021

Baldwin Time

When someone takes forever to get ready and consistently shows up late to events.

Gosh, what is taking them so long to get here? They must be on Baldwin Time.

by hentayco1 August 7, 2023

Baldwining

The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.

I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.

by MidwestMegaDan November 15, 2021

Alec Baldwin Blanks

A 9mm bullet.

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.

by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021

Alec Baldwinned

The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .

I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .

by Road1nner April 6, 2024

baldwin

Pointing a weapon at someone believing it is not loaded.

Don't baldwin that gun at me, not even as a joke.

by wolfmanmos November 15, 2021