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captain crunch

The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!
by Hugh G Rection May 13, 2005
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cap'n crunch

an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.
'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!
by cereal killa January 18, 2005
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Captain Crunch

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches
The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
by THE CAPTAIN January 6, 2014
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Cornell Crunch

Cornell University's student-run BDSM organization.

Crunch is an official, university-approved student organization. It is also part of Haven, the LGBTQ+ student union.

Crunch meets every Tuesday near central campus to host demonstrations and get-togethers. Most of their members find the group through Fetlife.
"Are you going to Cornell Crunch tonight?"

"No, I have a prelim for Professor Blowhard's math class."

"That sucks. You're gonna miss the wax play demo."
by Commander Blowhard March 26, 2017
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Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend
by Almagest June 29, 2011
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Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.
(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"
by the crunch queen June 8, 2010
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Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.
"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"
by Velgost March 15, 2014
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