zune

A product created by Microsoft in a (vain) attempt to compete with the iPod.
Too bad the world is full of consumer whores who want the apple logo stamped on their face.
The main 'selling point' (and I use the term loosely here) was that you could share songs with your friends.
Seriously though...just go buy a fucking iPod.

Zune owner: SwEeT!11!1 I've stuck it to the man and bought a Zune-now I can bash on how much apple sucks and share songs with my friends!
iPod owner: Yeah? You mean, like, the seven other people in the fucking world who actually own and use a Zune?
Zune owner: .....you just don't understand me! *goes into corner and cries*

by wankah January 6, 2008

Zaner

When a man gets a soapy substance caught in his urethra and it hurts.

Pronunciation : Zay-ner

"Man this sucks i got a zaner this morning and it really hurts!"

by the_king April 14, 2006

zoner

a condition which arises when an individual is so 'in the zone', they cannot help but have a megahuge boner.

michael phelps was sporting a zoner during the beijing olympics.

by poot12 December 28, 2008

Zune

An expensive device with many flaws.

I regret ever buying this abomination known as Zune.

by There is no god October 23, 2007

Zuber

To tickle someone, appropriately, on a fleshy part of their body (i.e. the belly or just above the belly button).

The kids lit up with laughter every time their mom would play the zuber game on their bellies.

by IrishPetLover October 7, 2018

Zoner

A zipper boner.

Jill: omg do u have a boner?!
Sam: no its my zipper I swear! Its a zoner, not a boner!!

by chicken fagina September 22, 2009

zune

Piece o shit rip-off of an iPod. Get an iPod instead of a zune.

Microsoft copied Apple by making a zune.

by I'm God August 6, 2008