Zion Moment

When a person shows Lack of knowledge and understanding to what’s given to them.

Person 1: Bro I lost my Airpods all the way in Concord High school *shows map of where it is*

Person 2: Are your Airpods in your bag?

Person 1: Bro your stupid please don’t tell me you pulled a Zion moment

by Zion Moment January 19, 2022

Jack-of-zion

Noun, cannot be used as an adjective.
A livly person who sometimes falls asleep in class. His Teachers make him do stuff for them, and he secretly attacks his brother. He once shot himself with a BB gun, and is scared for life.

"stop making fun of me!"-Jack-of-Zion himself

by Bob George January 12, 2005

Zion Lacroix

A Turkish electronic musical artist and director, best known for his repetitive lo-fi music and short films.

I wanna keep hitting her booty like Zion Lacroix hits that drum kick; deep and strong.

by yeah suck my bird baby October 22, 2019

Mt. Zion

A small town in central illinois, with cornfields abundant. Population around 5000.

Hopefully leaving Mt. Zion, there is nothing to do here.

by kkkkkarlyk June 18, 2011

Zion Kuwonu

the hottest man alive he is currently dating Majesty Carter. and there sooo cute together

girl1: have u seen Zionesty?
Girl2: Yea duh Zion Kuwonu and majesty r so cute
Malu: Noooooooo

by lolandromeda October 13, 2019

Zioning Out

The act of leaving work well before the scheduled out time.

"Hey guys, since we have 4 closers tonight, I think I am going to be Zioning Out.

by MightyMish June 27, 2013

zion bailey

Zion bailey is a smart girl who have personal problems and keep it to herself and don't go around telling people and can make a erosion to or for her on problem.

I wish I can be Zion Bailey bc my problems I have is out there.

by Zion bailey April 2, 2017