Oh really Zeus 

A phrase used in sarcastic response to an obvious or inane statement.

*Bob enters the room with disappointment written on his face
Tina: Omg are you not having a good day rn broskie
Bob: Oh really Zeus? How could you tell, smh
Tina: Chill bro, take it easy!

Oh really Zeus by juniorman June 2, 2015

beard of zeus 

something to swear by

By the beard of Zeus!

beard of zeus by zack w September 9, 2005

hitting it like zeus 

To bang anything and everything in sight

Aaron will sleep with anyone he can, he is hitting it like Zeus.

hitting it like zeus by commander Seamus October 14, 2014

Dirty Zeus 

The act of taking a shit in someone's mouth at close range while, simultaneously, pissing on a live electrical wire. Optimal timing of both shit and piss will cause both participants to be electricuted during the act.

Tom: "Did you hear how Wilf and Timmy celebrated Valentine's Day?"
Bob: "No."
Tom: "They performed a successful Dirty Zeus."
Bob: "Those magnificent bastards."
Tom: "All hail the god of lightning!"

Dirty Zeus by Air Base Hooker February 15, 2019

Thumb of Zeus 

A choad that is at least six inches in length. Because of its girth, it could be mistaken for a balloon in the pants.

At first I thought he had a balloon in his pants, but it turned out he had a Thumb of Zeus.

Thumb of Zeus by The Piano Man August 5, 2012

Its_zeus_baby😘 

The professional Fortnite player everyone knows. He is most known for breaking a chair over his fathers back when he asked him to stop playing. He usually spends 23 hours a day cranking 90s, while the other hour is reserved for purchasing V-Bucks.

jaquaveontavious: “i cracked him he’s low”

mikey:”oh no that’s its_zeus_baby😘, he will crank 90s so hard on us and nut in our ass!”

Its_zeus_baby😘 by Carl-de-la-santos_sick March 1, 2021

Forbidden Ring of Zeus

The act of curving one's foot-long penis past the perineum, and inserting it into one's own anus.

"Dude, I like your new shirt!"
"Thanks, I'm also sporting a Forbidden Ring of Zeus!"
"Nice."

Forbidden Ring of Zeus by Shi Zewr Porwn April 15, 2005