Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

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Zeus

God arrogant non Greeks think all Greeks believe in. It's called MYTHology. Also reason why most women in Greek mythology got mad. He couldn't keep it in his pants

Dumbass American: All Greeks believe in Zeus right? lol don't sacrifice me.

Me, your typical annoyed Greek: No, we don't, your just stupid.

by Histarvingimdad August 30, 2017

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zeus

the biggest man-whore of the gods

hera : another kid really zeus

by Brat T December 21, 2018

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Zeus

A dog with special needs that cant stand straight, gets confused easily , and runs into things. Some say he is stuck in the 1st grade. He says kiss my ass.(squirrel)!

Zeus like frog. Zeus like pool toys. Zeus is a special.

by Bobster2222 August 15, 2018

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A Mighty Zeus

A Mighty Zeus is when you hook up your junk to a car battery before having anal sex.

" I gave my ex a Mighty Zeus last night and boy was she shocked!"

by The Whitehead September 6, 2018

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Zeus a wonderful human being. He doesn’t play when it comes to his family, especially his girlfriend/wife. His love is so amazing you should even be lucky to have him as your partner. His jokes are something but the more you spend time with him the more you will understand how goofy and silly he is. He’s weird but you will love that in him because you seen a side of him no one seen before, but remember do not make him mad he won’t forget what you did to him. Other then that his favorite color is green and he loves dogs, playing video games, being on call with his love the most. But Zeus is mine so..

Zeus is amazing! I love Zeus so much!

by kitten ball November 19, 2023

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