Zalanowski

The coolest science teacher to exist, Can be very harsh but will push you to be awesome

Omg wow look its the GOAT Zalanowski

by Lahneinf February 9, 2025

Zalasar

The sweetest zombie lover. He will accept vampires into his family.

You are such a zalasar

by Pandamais September 22, 2025

Zalameh

The most perfect man to ever be birthed the PEAK of humanity and masculinity the pride of the Arab world and the human race the defeater of invaders and conquerer of colonisers he single handedly toppled the British empire and fought off the ameircans in multiple battles today he rests in his home country dealing with shitty wifi

"Zalameh has a huge penis"

by Big Arab Man July 9, 2025

Fil-zalafa

When someone is completely disconnected from whats going around him he is fil-zalafa
When someone acts in a relaxed way when in difficult situations he is fil-zalafa

Pers1: does goe knows that today meeting will discuss the bonus
Pers2: he doesn't has a clue as he is fil-zalafa

by Mourad moro March 2, 2021