your mom

An annoying remark to piss you off. Don't let it. Come back with something to make them speechless.

Guy: So what are you doing today?
Annoying Kid: Your mom!
Guy: Yeah, well your mom has herpes, tell her I'm sorry.
Annoying Kid: ...

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

your mom

the answer to all lifes questions.

Sara:what grade did you get on your math test?
Sarah:*whispers*i got your mom!

by tooshywhooshy April 30, 2005

your mom

The new "the dog ate me homeowork"

Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time?
You: you're mom happened

brillinace!

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

your mom

the lady that was on my balls last night

your mom fucked me
noo way
way
'his mom comes in
ready for round 2
HELL YEAH

by 8-bit guy May 12, 2011

your mom

An overused phrase (much like your mom), especially in jokes, or heated conversation. Also serves as a mark of stupidity when you can't come up with anything else to say.

Person One: Well that sucks...
Person Two: That's what your mom said last night..

by Yoor Mom May 3, 2003

your mom

"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.

Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.

by Peter March 13, 2004

your mom

1)A mindless insult when one has no other comeback.

2) Used in the form of a "Your Momma"
joke (see below)

- "You suck balls, man"
- "So does your Mom"

~OR~

- "You're such an idiot!"
- "Your Mom!"

(2)YOUR MOMMA JOKE

- Your Mom is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "Who threw that?"

by (c) RiCaRdO July 8, 2004