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learn you a lesson

i'm sorry, i don't usually pick faults with grammar as grammar rules can sometimes be too picky but i'm afraid the phrase is 'teach you a lesson' not 'learn you a lesson'. that's why a teacher teaches, and a pupil learn.

teach you a lesson is usually used as a threat indicating impending violence.
jimmy: yo mama is so ugly, she turns people's stomachs!

phil: you son of a bitch! i'm going to teach you a lesson!

(this phrase should be teach you a lesson and not learn you a lesson.)
by lotty3k April 22, 2006
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im going to rip you a new ass hole

when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)
TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!
by RRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE October 29, 2009
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Youandhiom

It's just a random and meanless word chosen by William Murderface when he was showing his great speller skills
Murderface - Youandhiom. See? I'm a shoo-in.

Toki - But it's wrong.

Murderface - Hey, I don't care how wrong it is. Just admit it. I'm a great speller, and it burns you.
by Lord Pirani August 24, 2010
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you a sick dude

A action that is idiotic and stupid
by Charles Henson March 30, 2005
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You A Bat

One who acts like a complete jackass in order to seem cool. When someone acts like a "bat" they are ussualy under the influence of weed or alcohol or maybe even both in some cases. People who act like bats are also refered to as "That Guy", or more generally a "JP".
Bryan smokes alot of pot, then drinks alot, he then proceeds to "fly" around the room as a bat acting like a complete idiot. When he stops, someone then tells him, nigga, you a bat right now.
by ThatloserGuy January 27, 2008
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learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.
by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006
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you a story

Your lying about what your saying...
by YoRo January 26, 2018
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