Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019

yoink

When you are are a big strong human picking up dangerous creatures with your bare hands while wandering around some place with dangerous creatures, you say "yoink" while doing so to reduce resistance, and assert your dominance as the top of the food pyramid.

Ooohhh what do we have here? *yoink*, this is a beautiful native salt marsh snake! Still looking for that 20-foot burmese python though.

by Zyansheep March 21, 2025

Yoink

When you steel something then yeet it

Yoink

by Yooooo it’s ya boi yeeeeeeeeee November 2, 2019

Yoink

To hit something, usually used with "doink"

"OW He yoinked on my doink!"

by Yoinkonmydoink November 5, 2017

YOINK

taking or stealing form friends wholesomely

i yoInked chimken nuggies from my friends TIFFIN

by NIAWW March 22, 2021

yoink

the noise a drunk pig makes

''yoink'' the drunk pig said.

by WhatIsAnEleanor May 1, 2018