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You've Been Yodelled

If you live in the UK and the goods you've ordered online go missing, get lobbed onto your roof or arrive damaged. This only happens with the courier company "Yodel", as a result when you tell friends and family that your goods didn't arrive in good condition / at all they will usually tell you that "You've Been Yodelled"
David: I ordered a new PS4 and the courier lobbed it over the fence into my garden in the pissing rain so now it's ruined.

Simon: Wow dude, what courier did they use?

David: They used Yodel, despite the fact that I asked for DPD

Simon: Haha, You've Been Yodelled mate
by IKnowTheLingo October 6, 2020
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Yoderism of the penis

Yoderism of the penis is a Disease similar to genital warts. It is a viral infection that causes green blisters that overlie ulcers on the skin or mucosa. if untreated the disease can take hold and cause your penis to shrivel and turn green giving it a yoda like appearance. there is only one know treatment which involves injecting your self with a hypodermic needle in the japs eye (eye of the snake) or directly in the anus this treatment is risky and involves 100% commitment and must be done on the hour every hour for a minimum time frame of 35 yrs. known cases there has been more then 100 known cases across the Brisbane area within the 1yr police are trying to identify the know source of this disease but it has been sourced down between the Paddigton and gap area or though it has also accured in such us states a Pennsylvania. not to much is known about this serious disease but the scientist are currently studying the affects of these diseases and possible cures.
"what the crap factory dude your bellend looks like that little green guy out of star wars" "yeah i gots the Yoderism of the penis"
by Dr. Barry B May 7, 2009
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yodel

n. used interjectionally in greeting in place of the word "yo" originally coined to belittle hip-hop "culture" this word has risen above and beyond it's intentions as it is now adopted by the sect it is used to ridicule. archaic: a singing style popularized in the mountain regions of Europe.
"what it is yodel?"

"awright then yodel, holla at churr boy"

"ahahahaha, i just heard that "thug" say 'yodel'"
by tehdubbid June 11, 2006
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yodeling walmart kid

A video clip about a titular young boy wearing a red bowtie, a white shirt, blonde hair and blue pants yodeling a small song in front of a minor audience in the famous retail franchise known as Walmart. This was considered a meme on April 2018
Guy: have you seen that meme with the yodeling walmart kid?

Guy2: yeah that shit sucks

Guy: yeah
by Beefy boi 69 May 30, 2018
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Yoed

When you're baked as fuck and can't make any logical sense
Dude.. Jim is so yoed right now

Yo matt let's go get yoed and watch Rick and Morty
by bamboozler22 November 1, 2016
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inappropriate yodelling

when germans have sex and this is what you hear from the bedroom
by kachowskiiii June 19, 2019
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yoked

Irish Slang for being high on ecstasy tablets.
Commonly used in and around the Holylands Belfast and Derry.
"I'm fucking yoked in Thompsons" this translates to "I am high on ecstasy tablets in Thompsons"
by theyoker3000 February 3, 2017
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