by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022
Get the Your mom mug.The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.
I love to f ur mom.
Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022
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by NAAAAAAAME March 24, 2010
Get the your mom mug.Probably the most over-used, unintelligent and pathetic comeback phrase and/or insult ever imaginable in all of humankind.
Not only is the useage commonly meaningless and inaccurate, it's a piss-poor and half-assed attempt at trying to offend someone who is clearly clever and better at insulting you than you are at insulting them.
The term is also pretty annoying, petty and pitiful.
Not only is the useage commonly meaningless and inaccurate, it's a piss-poor and half-assed attempt at trying to offend someone who is clearly clever and better at insulting you than you are at insulting them.
The term is also pretty annoying, petty and pitiful.
Ex:
Person #1: I see that you are overweight, unlikeable and have a horrid personality... Who taught you to be the way that you are, you skanky slut?
Person #2: Your MOM!
Person #1: I suppose that makes sense, since you've never met with my mother or have ever been acquainted with her. Whatever. You suck at making insults.
Person #2: Um... shit, I guess you're right.
Person #1: I see that you are overweight, unlikeable and have a horrid personality... Who taught you to be the way that you are, you skanky slut?
Person #2: Your MOM!
Person #1: I suppose that makes sense, since you've never met with my mother or have ever been acquainted with her. Whatever. You suck at making insults.
Person #2: Um... shit, I guess you're right.
by Brandi8888 October 4, 2011
Get the Your Mom mug.a diss. some say its really lame and when people can't think of something better to say. this is true sometimes. however at other times "your mom" disses can be really funny.. if it's the right person delivering the diss.
Laura: u know ur house sucks, we should go to mine.. i have Jumanji on DVD.
Rebecca: ur house smells like hot diareha.. plus Jumanji sucks more than ur mom when she was pregnant with u.
Rebecca: ur house smells like hot diareha.. plus Jumanji sucks more than ur mom when she was pregnant with u.
by deenie June 16, 2004
Get the your mom mug.words used when ever there is an awkward silence.. something to just say randomly and rarely makes sense..
kid 1: hey sup
kid 2: your mom
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kid3: hey my names bob nice to meet you!
kid 4: your mom
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silence
kid 5: YOUR MOM!
kid 2: your mom
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kid3: hey my names bob nice to meet you!
kid 4: your mom
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silence
kid 5: YOUR MOM!
by the REAL paige.. everyone else are fake.. haha okay. May 28, 2005
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