Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."
Dr. Phil: "LOL!"
Dr. Phil: "LOL!"
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
Get the yawn mug.The moment when you've reached the peak of a yawn, total satisfaction, and you unintentionally let a noise drone out through your open mouth.
by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009
Get the yawngasm mug.1. The act of putting your finger or fingers into someone's mouth while they are yawning, usually as a means of disrupting their yawn and robbing them of all satisfaction.
2. A vicious game that involves sticking your finger or fingers into people's mouths when they yawn.
2. A vicious game that involves sticking your finger or fingers into people's mouths when they yawn.
"Oh shit! I just gave her a killer yawn stick!"
"Dammit, I just got yawn stuck!"
"Dammit, I told you, I don't play Yawn Stick!"
"Dammit, I just got yawn stuck!"
"Dammit, I told you, I don't play Yawn Stick!"
by Reusch April 14, 2008
Get the yawn stick mug.1. The process of yawning while speaking, which transforms both the accent and the language itself into something unbelievably hard to understand for a brief moment in time. Caused by the inability to close one's mouth, a mandatory technique in speech.
2. A phenomenon that occurs in every language of human society. Involves continuation of speech during a yawn, which disables the speaker from closing their mouths making what they say difficult to understand, usually lasts only a second or two. Facial contortions and saliva spraying may simultaneously occur.
2. A phenomenon that occurs in every language of human society. Involves continuation of speech during a yawn, which disables the speaker from closing their mouths making what they say difficult to understand, usually lasts only a second or two. Facial contortions and saliva spraying may simultaneously occur.
Jim: Hey you look really tired, where are you coming from?
Sally: I was at over at the grocery store and, wahh owahh heyahh ahhh (yawning) happened.. Excuse me... and then like....
Jim: Wait Whaat? There was like a 2 second yawnversation in there
Sally: I was at over at the grocery store and, wahh owahh heyahh ahhh (yawning) happened.. Excuse me... and then like....
Jim: Wait Whaat? There was like a 2 second yawnversation in there
by nash6667 February 16, 2010
Get the yawnversation mug.When you're tired, and your jaw opens and you let out a gust of mighty man wind. Sometimes it sounds like a fart, but it works...Kind of
Oh jee willikers, I sure am tired...YAAAAWWWWNNing right now. The person would then open their jaw, yawns, and unleash fury
by Lettuceleaf June 18, 2011
Get the Yawn mug.The cheesiest move a guy can ever do. ever. You yawn, and lift up your arms in a streching move, then put your arm over her shoulder. One of the hardest moves to pull off.
I saw a guy do the Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver in france next to the eiffel tower before, and I wanted to go and shake his hand. But I didn't want to ruin the moment.
by Spudman2k9 June 19, 2009
Get the Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver mug.by Kevin December 19, 2003
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