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Disability workshop

A cheap alternative to a Barnum and Bailey sideshow where sane and self-taught people with aspergers and/or autism are the odd ones out and get ostracized daily by parental figures (whom pretend to give a shit but instead do their job for a quick buck) in favor of batshit insane individuals whom have little to no chance to get a job without making the employer commit suicide by their obnoxious 'disabled' attributes
Parents: Sorry son, We do love you but our soon to be abolished health care plan requires us to ship you to a Disability workshop
Son: Son of a bitch!
by Lt. Firey Kyuubi January 21, 2014
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Easter worshippers

Christians
this term used by such prominent politicians as Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Thereza May and others.
I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.

The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity.
by Anatoly_v01 April 22, 2019
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We worship floor

I love the floor

I'll worship it forever

clean it with bleach good bleach
Give him food
We worship floor
Avi worship the floor
We worship the floor with love
We worship floor with all our live
by SmallBlue_Boi November 9, 2020
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National worship Satan day

Donald duck: Ayo goofy lets go on a date and worship Satan!
goofy: Sure
National worship Satan day is HERE.
by immaeaturbootay.12345 December 7, 2020
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Devil Worshipper

A person who is willing to do ANYTHING to please Satan. Devil Worshippers believe Satan is an actual being. Satan grants people the power to do anything they want. Devil Worshippers respect Satan for that alone. Some Devil Worshipping pass times may include: Praying to Satan,Making animal sacrifices,Human sacrifices,black magic,rape,murder,blood orgys,self-torture,torture agianst others,drugs,sex with the dead,sex with animals etc...
Most Devil Worshippers are male but sometimes (very rarely) a female Devil Worshipper will come along for ride.
person 1: "Why do you worship the Devil?"
Devil Worshipper: "He gives us the power to do what WE want!"
by One-smart-ass-dude September 28, 2005
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Universalistic Sun Worship

A religion in which followers worship the Sun, because it's reliable and nurturing, and far more probable than a judeo-christian god. Followers are called athelists.
"Hey man, ditch that old, dirty religion for this new, happy, shiny, warm one called Universalistic Sun Worship."

"You mean athelism?"

"Yeah dude"
by Jacks Raging Bile Duct March 30, 2009
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worshiping the porcelain god

Vomit, upchuck, doing the technicolor yawn, etc...
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
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