Sagging Wonk

A depressed nerd.
Also, sagging balls, which in turn, causes the need to be more depressed.

1: "I feel like a real sagging wonk today."
2: "Bro, my wonk is sagging. Do I need to see a doctor?"

by ATruSagginWonk February 01, 2020

Wonk Zilla

A larger than life individual with a loud gravely growl mostly associated with screaming vocals in a metal band. The power generated with the voice can incite headbanging, moshing, and thrashing around uncontrolled.

The singer of that band is giving a Wonk Zilla type of performance by melting faces in the crowd!

by WonkZilla4President April 19, 2022

Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.

printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”

by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023

Wonks

|w0nkz| A word created by Moriah Elizabeth, a spinoff of the word wonky, but more like stonks.

Ok, this first layer is lookin pretty wonks.

by siennamonroll April 05, 2021

wonks

A word made up by a youtuber, Moriah Elizabeth. It's the shorter way to say wonkey. In other words, it means that something doesn't feel right or is messed up.

In Moriah's exact words, "I had to fix up the shape because it was looking a little wonks."

by LlazyLlama March 27, 2021

wonks

spin-off word for “wonky”.

The first layer of paint looks a little wonks.

by summer saves March 30, 2021

Wonk

Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.

Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"

by Dav131 December 02, 2014