Wizard Dick

Reference to a man with extremely and incredibly small genitalia. Genitalia on a full gown man that is the size of an infant's. The term was coined from video of a naked man at the Coachella Event, who refused to put on clothes and was happy to display all his tiny glory to the cops and bystanders.

I may be small, but at least I don't have a wizard dick like you.

or

Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.

or

Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.

by EverydayHumor May 4, 2009

Wizard Sleeve

Used to describe large, hanging or dangling labia.

As in "Holy cow! Check out the wizard sleeves on that broad!"

by JMFS September 14, 2006

Wizard 101

To put it simply, crack. British wizard-y crack. Yeah.

Black Guy 1-"Yo, my nigga, wanna shoot some H?"
Black Guy 2-"Nah, bro, I be playin' mah Wizard 101. It's the shit. All the drug intake I'll ever need, bro."
White Guy 1-"Shit."

by Black Guy 1 January 31, 2009

Wizard Powers

When you don't masturbate to pornography, for each day you don't, this is what you recive. The more you don't masturbate the more people are subconciously attracted to you sexually.

Wow Daniel I can not believe you got that hot girls number, it must be your Wizard Powers!

by Ogmudbone6676 October 18, 2016

wizard sleeves

Curiously large and therefore flappy, vagina lips.

"That bird last night was equipped with some monstrous wizard sleeves!"

Friend 1 - "What was her minge like?"
Mentally Scarred Friend - "Her pish flaps were huge!"
Friend 2 - "Wizard sleeves!"

by Gr8 October 28, 2007

wizard's sleeve

n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top

"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Wizard's Sleeve

A loose, wrinked vagina resembling the sleeve opening of the stereotypical Wizard's cloak.

"I would date her but she's a bit old for me. She could be hiding a Wizard's sleeve down there."

by Slave 1 July 1, 2005