half wit

stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense.

calfhead is a fuckin half wit!

by zabba September 11, 2003

fuck-wit

A fuck-wit is a individual with absolute no wits or intelligence and tries to come off smart when really they are just a fuck wit

.....Dude you don't know shit you're such a fuck-wit

by thdude21619 April 1, 2008

s'wit

Curse word used in popular RPG 'Oblivion' -- shortening of slackwit.

You s'wit, how dare you insult my honour?!

by _Shiny May 18, 2006

fuck wit me

to be contacted or to contact someone

(jon) eh bro gotta go run some errands.
(jazz) no doubt bro fuck wit me later then

by yung'n throwed October 3, 2006

Flux wit it

To be okay with or like a situation. Used in place of "I'm alright with that". Usually combined with an arm motion similar to a wave.

In Indiana, children under the age of seven aren't allowed to flux wit it.

by rbrowne14 April 28, 2011

Wazzam wit it

Whats up wit it

Wazzam wit it home boy.
Wazzam wit it Supa

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ3705 May 24, 2018

your wit astounds me

Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."

Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.

by stereoscope April 28, 2011