The wisdom of schlong

The inability to operates ones brain and penis at the same time.

She was far too fit to use a condom.

by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005

Toilet wisdom

Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.

Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.

by rufik April 7, 2020

dungeon wisdom test

When someone wants something of you, and you test them to see if they'd have done the same for you.

Michael asks Dwight if he can stay in his hotel room when there's no vacancy. Dwight tricks Michael by saying the room is actually in Michael's name, and then asks Michael if he could stay in the room. Michael declines. Dwight reveals that the reservations are in his name, not Michael's. Michael has failed the dungeon wisdom test, so Dwight doesn't let Michael stay in the room.

by choamNomsky July 30, 2021

herbal wisdom

A reference to cannabis in the Morgan Heritage song "Give We A License".

Herbal wisdom makes you understand.

by Herbal Wisdom October 11, 2022

your.kids.wisdom.teeth

your.kids.wisdom.teeth is one of my favorite mutuals. They are truly the most amazing person out there. They look amazing and are just really cool.

Person: Hey I found this cool person on tik tok. I think they are called your.kids.wisdom.teeth

Me: Oh yeah that’s one of my favorite mutuals. They are really funny and cool plus their hair is super cool and their outfits too.

by whytfarewomensohot July 10, 2021

Google Wisdom

Sayings or statements that make an individual appear extremely wise when in actuality, their words are stolen from someone else and can be found by performing a simple Google search.

1) Bert: "I'm kinda nevous about the company holiday party...what am I even going to talk about?"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."

2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"

by PKeternal October 1, 2009

the dog of wisdom

the dog that dispenses wisdom from its mighty wisdom tooth.

"I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth."
- The Dog of Wisdom

by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. May 6, 2018