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Poo window

A poo window descibes the period of time during which it is easy and comfortable to go for a poo. Missing this window may result in over-straining and discomfort!
I missed the poo window this morning coz I didnt wanna use the toilets at work.
by fulleulla February 24, 2009
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Bone Window

The margin of opportunity that exists for a man to be able to have sex with a woman within a given scenario.
Kyle: "Dude, Carly has been hittin’ on me all night. Someone said that her boyfriend will be showing up later, though."

Steve: "You better go hit that while the bone window is still open."
by Steevoh June 3, 2009
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Single Window

The short amount of time that you have to RESPECTIVELY get a hot chick! The time frame between her ex boyfriend and before she gets another one.
Mike: I really want to take her out asap.

Micah: don't lose faith in her :) gotta give her a lil time since she just broke up with her bf. i swear...she likes talking to you!!

Mike: I know. I just don't want to miss that short Single Window that she'll probably have. She's too hot to stay single long.
by mpimp00gf November 12, 2009
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palladian window

A three-part window where the center window is arched and wider than the two straight topped side windows
Named after Andrea Palladio
Person 1: "Wow, those windows are pretty cool"
Person 2: "Yeah, those seem to be palladian windows. European architecture is where it's at"
by EmzieWemzie December 14, 2020
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clear car window

it’s like stanning for clear skin but instead for clear car window
“dude that’s so fuckin’ swag stan that for clear car window
by polarexpresscademia February 13, 2021
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Windows 9

the operating system that Windows will release and use to take over the world. Very few will survive and those who do will be in mortal danger. see Terminator
nerd 1: Did you see Terminator 3?

nerd 2: yea man, those things ran on Windows 9!
by JakeDanger January 13, 2010
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An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.
Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*
by hsartoris95 January 18, 2010
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