What are you willing to bet

When you're basically certain about something.

Friend 1: We gotta find the cottage, the map says it's the only building in the area

Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there

Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?

by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022

wilting flower

describes you're personality.

you're personality used to be alive and blooming, but now is dead and wilting.

Gosh, Jaime reminds me of a wilting flower.

by linden31 April 6, 2008

Wipping

Same as hittin'

"I thought you knew better than wipping that loose bitch."

by rainycity September 19, 2009

wiping a felt-tip

when you take a dump, and it takes rolls of toilet paper to attempt to get clean. Everytime you wipe you get a mark on the paper.

Everytime you wipe it's like wiping a felt-tip marker. Keeps making a mark on the toilet paper.

by zse June 2, 2010

Charter School of Wilmington

Ahh, the Charter School of Wilmington. Who can forget the school full of asians, indians, and assorted african americans? The force isnt that much of a force to be reckoned with when it comes to their football team. Made up only of skinny asians and indians, they have yet to have a winning season. Resting on top of Cab Calloway, Charter is located in an attic with no ceiling tiles, there are no remotely hot looking girls. So, in comes Cab to the rescue, where there girls are incredibly hot and probably have several types of STD's. Ranked 41st in the nation, Charter has won basically every academic award Delaware has to offer. Charters rivals who suck even more than they do is A.I. Dupont. And although Charter basically sucks at every sport imagined, as long as we beat A.I. its ok.

As long as they beat A.I. the Charter School of Wilmington has a winning season.

by KingofKings June 25, 2008

Wilmington Bypass

The technical terminology for the sex move in which the man (or woman...giggity) pulls a girl's panties to the side for access to her genitals.

We were ravenously tearing at each other, I didn't even waste time to fully undress her; I used the good old Wilmington Bypass.

by Reeecheee July 10, 2012

Gopher wiping

When you go to wipe after taking a dump and shit gets all over your fingers.

Did you smell that shit in the bathroom? That dude must have been gopher wiping.

by red3rsty January 4, 2008