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tiny wiener

An extremely small penis. Possibly the most humiliating way of referring to one.
The day after Ryan cheated on Mary, us girls all ganged up on him and stripped him naked. To really humiliate him, we chanted, "Ryan has a tiny wiener," over and over again!
by super hot Sarah May 19, 2010
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wiener baron

"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron
by chauncey July 27, 2004
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Wiener Punch

1. To punch someone in the wiener

2. To punch someone with ones wiener
1. I really want to wiener punch this guy.
2. Bob just wiener punched me so hard.
3. I'm going to wiener punch you so hard.
by Midnight Swallow December 7, 2010
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DJ Wiener Face

A polite way of calling someone a dumbass. You can use "DJ" as a prelude to any type of burn, however DJ Wiener Face has shown to be a prodominant choice amongst teens.
Shutup DJ Wiener Face

Alright, DJ Wiener Face *sarcasm*

Damn! Look at, DJ Chode Face over here
by thtswhtshesai6d9 May 29, 2008
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Whiskey Wiener

The inability to attain an erection at the end of a night of aggressive alcohol consumption.
Justin: Yo, did you hook up with that ho last night?
Gus: Yeah, but I slammed back too many brews and got whiskey wiener. I couldn't get it in.
Justin: Gee whiz!
by BigLou4 December 18, 2011
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2nd Wiener Cousins

The relationship between two males who have received oral from the same woman.
Josh and I got a blowie from the same girl. That makes us 2nd Wiener Cousins!
by Brown Cowboy January 9, 2013
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Wiener

official German name for someone who lives in Vienna (Wien).
You can tell he's a true Wiener by the size of his nose.
by i (heart) david hasselhoff October 24, 2008
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